Disaster struck when the Cola Cans of Coland took over Fridgeville, a
booming megalopolis with many areas such as Door City, Chillville, and
Sauce Town.
It all started 2 or 3 miles away at a grocery store
when a pack of 36 soda cans manufactured in a place called Coland were
bought from the huge colony dubbed “Grocermania.” They were then
transported by automobile to an apartment complex in which Fridgeville
was located. Next, they were carried up the stairs to a second-floor
apartment. That’s when the bad news started.
Later that day, the
soda cans started raiding Fridgeville with no mercy. They would be
hiding in any spot you’d imagine: the door, the freezer, the
compartment, and the shelves.
Because the residents weren’t
warned that an army would be intruding their rightful land, they started
suffering against these “aliens.” Death threats, invasion of private
property, and even massacres such as the Sauce Massacre of October 2007
all put them into either poverty or prison.
There were many famous events that happened during this quarter-year era. The first was the Milk Rebellion.
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FRIDGEVILLE GAZETTE…….…..October 23, 2007.…..…....MILK REBELLION
Two
gallon jugs of milk were unhappy about these red and black cans spying
on private conversations that they actually fought against the main
cluster of CC soldiers with the assistance of clubs/gangs such as the
Three-Cheese Club, the Marinara Mafia and the Lone Wines. They were
literally crushed and the milk jugs were escorted out of the area.
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The next event was the hunt for C.O. Lacan, one of the best agents of the CC force.
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FRIDGEVILLE GAZETTE….October 24, 2007.….THE HUNT FOR C.O. LACAN
Over
1,000 police forces including the Food Bureau of Investigation, the
Cooked and Uncooked Criminal Correction Force and the Donut Detective
Agency participated in the hunt. They searched everywhere for the agent
but found no trace of Lacan because other agents smuggled the insurgent
out of the megalopolis only to be crushed by the two milk jugs from the
previous Milk Rebellion as a form of revenge. In other words, the search
failed but succeeded.
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A third event led to the tragic massacre of many sauces fighting for justice.
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FRIDGEVILLE GAZETTE……….October 26, 2007.……….SAUCE MASSACRE
Many
sauces including ranch dressing, marinara sauce, B-B-Q sauce, and
ketchup all participated in the violent event. There were 29 laid to
rest and 47 injured on the sauces compared to 3 deceased and 8 injured
on the CC’s. Kit Chup, a survivor of the fight and an expert at aiming
for the Allies, said, “It was a hardship for both sides. There was not
only a lack of supplies but a lack of hope.”
